A wall…………..(( … A pillow. ))
….a …door? …my my
x-box controller…
((my big brother…
e _eFaux Arrows? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
A stuffed panda…?
OH-
My.. Deaf, pregnant cat……….. 8I
my….. backpack………….
my…deodorant…?
a… can of gasoline???
A Hitachi Magic Wand…
Fuck yes
A bottle of ketchup
simulating the “i popped your ass cherry” scenario
(Source: sexypantsunited)
My uh…roomate…no thanks that’s ok.
My Hello Kitty alarm clock? Dude. My boyfriend gave me that for my birthday.
my boyfriend. OH THE HUMANITY!!!
A coffee mug with pens and tobacco in it. I guess its better than a wall
a 3 liter jug of water…absolutely fantastic…
A music stand? D:
CHRISTINA?!?!?!?!
My external dvd drive o.o I… please, no…
holy crap a trombone mouthpiece
A phone?! Talk about a booty call…
My fucking heater.. what are the odds!?
The Sims Superstar CD case?….. Damn i guess i’d better get the lube.
a curling iron… fuck yes
My bookshelf I don’t know how to react to that, so here’s a creepy picture of my friend Ryan blocking my face
Ayee! My hand. (;
i don’t feel comfortable being fucked with a bag of sour-patch kids.
An orange children’s paintbrush including a fashionable gripper. Oh.
a large Coke from Micky D’s. if only it were Dr. Pepper…
Oh god, box cutter..
A chair, you say?
My clock. LET’S BANG.
…very large bulletin board aaaaaaaaaaa
I don’t think a wall could…..you know.
Bread….. how would
my printer and computer tower. lovely.
My lizard will not appreciate this gesture.
My lamp? I love lamp.
A couch? Ummmmmmmm.
My hand…. Ummm I can fuck myself with that without you